the writing's on the wall
The other night I attended a performance of surf rock band Bert Susanka and the Astronaut Love Triangle...Matt and I know the bassist, Adam. Quite possibly the goofiest Brit on the planet.
Anyway, it was in a dark little bar and all I had was my little P&S; I found some compelling graffiti on the bathroom walls:

Lastly, Adam, acting as he normally does: